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Polygon Pit

from The Bin Collection by Mitch, Please

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lyrics

This is the Polygon Pit
All your other pit shapes are shit
I hate circles
I hate circles
What’s the first shape in the Polygon Pit?

Four equal sides with four right angles
As square is a regular quadrilateral
The diagonals bisect at 90 degrees
And has four lines of reflectional symmetry

Can you say Square Pit? (Square Pit!)
Can you say Square Pit? (Square Pit!)

This is the Polygon Pit
All your other pit shapes are shit
I hate circles
I hate circles
What’s the next shape in the Polygon Pit?

The sum of all its angles is 180
Three sides, three points, curved lines? Get fucked!
Pythagoras was a good cunt
Hypotenuse! Hypotenuse!
No equal sides well that’s scalene
Two equal sides that’s isosceles
Three equal sides that’s equilateral
Acute and obtuse are both oblique muthafuckers

Can you say Triangle Pit? (Triangle Pit!)
Can you say Triangle Pit? (Triangle Pit!)

This is the Polygon Pit
All your other pit shapes are shit
I hate circles
I hate circles
What’s the next shape in the Polygon Pit?

Trapezium Pit
Two parallel sides
Two lateral sides
It’s longer at the bottom
Rhombus Pit
Four congruent sides
It’s a sideways diamond
But it’s not a fucking kite
Tetrakaidecagon Pit
I wanna see 14 distinct
Muthafucken sides

Can you say Tetrakaidecagon Pit? (Fuck off Polly!)

This is the Polygon Pit
All your other pit shapes are shit
I hate circles
I hate circles
I hate circles
I hate circles
I hate circles
Squovals are cool though
You can fuck off
Polygon Pit

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from The Bin Collection, released September 4, 2020
Written and Performed by Polly Cooke, Nicholas Bragg, Ryan Masters and Kayla Philp
Group vocals including Jodie, Nel and Pauly
Recorded and Mixed by Darek Mudge at The Plutonium
Mastered by Brad Boatright at Audiosiege
Artwork by Katherine Jukes

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